give anon a bio and remove cowboy hat/top stackers;

prisma/migrations/20230811180730_anon_bio/migration.sql

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+set transaction isolation level serializable;
+-- hack ... prisma doesn't know about our other schemas (e.g. pgboss)
+-- and this is only really a problem on their "shadow database"
+-- so we catch the exception it throws and ignore it
+CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION create_anon_bio()
+RETURNS INTEGER
+LANGUAGE plpgsql
+AS $$
+DECLARE
+BEGIN
+    -- give anon a bio
+    PERFORM create_bio('@anon''s bio', 'account of stackers just passing through', 27);
+    -- hide anon from top users and dont give them a hat
+    UPDATE users set "hideFromTopUsers" = true, "hideCowboyHat" = true where id = 27;
+    return 0;
+EXCEPTION WHEN sqlstate '42P01' THEN
+    return 0;
+END;
+$$;
+
+SELECT create_anon_bio();
+DROP FUNCTION IF EXISTS create_anon_bio();